Jesus' General

Bringing the war home

The good Christian folks at Operation Rescue remind us that Islam isn't the only enemy we face. In fact, according to one of their brochures (pdf), Islam is just a part of a greater trinity of evil:

WHAT DO ABORTION, HOMOSEXUALITY, AND ISLAM HAVE IN COMMON?
They are all inspired by the same liar who has come to the earth to rob, kill, and destroy. All three are the beneficiaries of the marvelous freedoms and liberty we have in America. All three have violated these freedoms and perverted liberty - making it license. All three deny God and the truth of His Word. All three have entered into a pact with death.

Just thinking about facing such adversaries sends chill through my very manly spine. Conquering a billion followers of Islam and forcing them to submit to the will of the Southern Baptist Convention will be hard enough without opening a three front war. Worse yet, we'll have to do most of the fighting ourselves, because as Operation Rescue points out, Christianity, as a whole, has become too girly:

Unfortunately, Christianity in America has become so feminized, weak, and limp-wristed that these lies (abortion, homosexuality, and Islam) have come to prevail in a nation that was established and made great on the manly bedrock of biblical Christianity.

The odds are against us, but we will prevail. God sent Our Leader here to aid us in our time of trouble. That and a sizable Haliburton contract is all we need to prevail.