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Thursday, February 19, 2004

Pepperdine is homophobiphilic

Andrew K. Benson
President, Pepperdine University

cc: Charles B. Runnels, Chancellor


Dear President Benton,

On behalf of homophobes everywhere, I want to thank you for rejecting Students Against Homophobia's application for recognition as a student organization. It's been very hard to be a homophobe ever since Matthew Sheppard was savagely tortured and beaten to death. It's like people can't see the importance of following the millennia old tribal principles found in the Book of Leviticus. Thank God you had the courage to change that.

Heterosexually yours,

General JC Christian, Patriot

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