Jesus' General

Wictory Wednesday

My fourth Wictory Wednesday and they still haven't added me to the blogroll. I don't understand what's taking PoliPundit so long. I've written him twice at wictory@blogsforbush.com, so he knows I'm participating.

As those of you who are familiar with Wictory Wednesdays know, participants are required to ask their readers to volunteer for, and to donate to, the Bush campaign. This week I'm asking you to volunteer to organize local campaign events and to donate some of your manly essence (ladies can donate their husband's) to Bush Cheney 2004.

Don't wait for the campaign to organize an event, do it yourself. Get a few friends together and picket your local school or library, demanding that they remove the satanic Harry Potter books. Be sure that at least half of your signs say Bush/Cheney 2004 and the rest say things like "Burn Harry Potter or Burn in Hell," "Harry Potter = Satan. " etc. Send out press releases before hand so that you can publicize the good work you're doing for Our Leader. Don't forget to sign up as a volunteer first. That way you can use the title "Bush Team Leader."

Men, I want you to wear the same briefs or jock strap for as many days as you can stand it. Ladies, get your husband to do the same. (Unmarried ladies, get married and have kids. God demands it.) Once the briefs are saturated with your manly essence, donate them to the campaign--those of you who saw Our Leader on Meet the Press know that He's running low right now. You can send your donation here.