Meanwhile back on the ice floe...
Belinda "Ally G" Stronach's request to delay the Canuck Conservative Leadership vote has been turned down. And a good thing too. All this whining about voters lists, registration and chaos is sounding all a little pink to me. Could she be a Liberal in the guise of a multimillionaire bumper-hawking Conservative? Hmmm. Hey Belinda, I've got polling booth in Florada that's up for sale.
And if the latest reports are to be believed, the very near future will see Steven Harper become G.W.'s new Paul Bremer. Oh, sorry, I mean this Steven Harper. Scared myself for a minute. Just what we need - a tap dancing Frenchman.
Ah, clean cut, friendly, family-defending Steven. I'm sure he can strike up the same kind friendship with G.W. as Mulroney did with his dad. If all goes Right, this time next year the only thing swinging between your President's legs will be Steven's tie. And of course I mean that in the good way.
"A home for all Conservatives; a government for all Canadians (except of course the fags)." Fifty-one, here we come!
Yours in Manhood,
LCol. H.G. Spectre
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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.