Help Me Reach 12 on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender

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Wednesday, April 07, 2004

Four posts in one day!

I'm doing one more because the number four is more manly than the number three. It's like comparing a .44 mag to a .38. The former is a much bigger gun. It's absolutely huge.

Ohhh..and the barrel. You can get a 14 inch barrel for a .44 mag. I have one. It absolutely exudes manliness. I get all trembley when I touch its hard blue steel. My palms sweat, my knees go weak, and my eyes roll back into my head...uhhh, I've got to go now.

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