A Rising Capitalist
Here's a young man who isn't waiting around for a welfare check. This go-getter is not only showing he's his mom's kid, he's single-handedly helping the Michigan employment scene by hiring two striving women! And he is bringing culture to a deserving group of college students as well! Best news of all? Since his mom renounced Orthodox Judaism, maybe he can be washed in the Blood of the Lamb!
I'm so gratified to learn that not all our young people are waiting for a handout. Why this talented fellow is investing $20,000 of his own money into a business venture, bringing culture to those who rarely see any. Pity about the fellow on the right, though. Next time, drive an SUV like a Real American!
Update from the GeneralDoesn't this young man look a lot like the Convention Kicker?