The truth about al-Zarqawi

Letter to Sen. Jeff Sessions (R-Alabama).

Dear Sen. Sessions,

Something's been bothering me about this Abu Musab al-Zarqawi terrorist. Before the war, our leader, George W. Bush, and Colin Powell pointed to him as a link to Saddam Hussein, saying that he had his leg amputated in a Baghdad hospital. Since then, we've seen pictures of Zarqawi with both legs intact. More recently, the CIA identified Zarqawi as the voice on the Berg video, even though the accent was wrong.

I'm sure that many of our liberal internal enemies look at these things and conclude that Our Leader has been lying to us. That way, they would argue, he doesn't have to admit that he has no clue about what is happening over there. My love for America and Our Leader prevents me from reaching that conclusion, so I've come up with a better explanation--one that you might consider using your self.

I think Abu Musab al-Zarqawi is a space alien, or more specifically, a fallen angel--the Bible tells us that they are what we call "aliens," today. That would explain his ability to regrow his lost limb and to change his accent without needing to manipulate a translation device implanted in his gills.

Think about it. According to Our Leader, Zarqawi is responsible for virtually ever act of terror in Iraq--he's this year's Osama. You just don't get to be that evil without Satan's help. He has to be a fallen angel.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot
truebeliever(at)softhome.net