I think you're incredible. Not only are you a former Miss Majorette of Illinois, an accomplished baton twirler, a caviar and wine connoisseur, and a graduate of the "top rated radio-television program at Southern Illinois University at Carbondale," you're also a brave defender of all that is good and decent in America.Of course I'm talking about your defense of the memory of our blessed departed leader, Ronald Wilson Reagan. Most television reporters wouldn't have turned in an AIDS activist for writing unpatriotic things in the late president's memory book, but you are different. When you saw that this Frenchman had written that the Silent One's "policies contributed to the suffering and dying of thousands of men, women and children," you flouted the long standing journalistic tradition of defending restrictive First Amendment rights and set the polizei upon him. Then, after he was cornered, you launched into him as well, screaming, "You are classless, totally tasteless. You are a big loser," over and over again.
Mrs. Staley, you represent all that is right with America. I hope that someday you will receive a position in the Ministry of Truth.
You Mrs. Staley, will never need a performance bond to ensure your character!
Heterosexually yours,
Gen. JC Christian, patriot
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