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Monday, October 04, 2004

Why Our Glorious Leader lost the debate (excuse #74)

The valiant men and women of the Fighting 101st Keyboarder Battalion are diligently spreading the meme that the foreigner, Kerry, cheated during the debate by pulling an unauthorized object out of his pocket. By boldly and resolutely using my vast analytical powers for the sake of all that is good and holy, I have identified the object. It's the one thing that will confuse Our Leader and paralyze him in a moment of crisis. Yes, it was a reproduction of the cover of My Pet Goat.

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