Darwin's slutty primates

Amazon finally published my review of Of Pandas and People. As regular readers may recall, it's the textbook Dover School District chose to use in its Intelligent Design oriented biology curriculum.

I'll post it here, but if you get a chance, go to Amazon and let them know how useful you think the review is.

The authors didn't address the bonobos' immorality, December 28, 2004
Reviewer: Gen. JC Christian, patriot (Tremonton, UT United States)

I'm a believer in intelligent design because it's God's law and not a theory like Darwinism. Unfortunately, I can't give this book 5 stars because the authors ignored the most important issue in biology today, the bonobos' immorality.

Darwinists think that these slutty primates are our nearest relatives. The very thought disgusts me. Bonobos use heterosexual and homosexual sex to settle disagreements, engaging in such depraved acts as oral sex and "penis fencing." Humans don't settle arguments in this manner. We smite our enemies in acts of righteous vengeance just like in the Bible.

A chapter outlining these differences and condemning the bonobos' immorality is desperately needed in this book. Without such a chapter, it's worthless as a teaching tool. I certainly won't recommend it to the curriculum committee I chair.