Sheriff Mac Holcomb
Marshall County Alabama
Dear Sheriff Holcomb,
Thank you for alerting me to your web site's new location. It looks like you found my first letter to be helpful; there's no mention of white hats at your new site. Come to think of it, I haven't seen that homosexual dog around lately either. Did you capture him?
Have you considered instituting corporal punishment in your county? I recently read Dr. Dobson's book, The Strong-Willed Child--you can read my review of it at Amazon--and it struck me that perhaps he's actually changing a few attitudes about the use of the rod. It seems like I see stories about good God-fearing people beating Christ's love into children everywhere I look lately. Just in the last week, I've read about an Ohio police chief who relished laying wood to the firm, round, muscular butts of participants in his youth outreach program, an elementary school coach who applied the samemotivational methods used by Iraqi National Soccer Team coaches for so many years, and a kindergarten teacher who's gone on a biblically-inspired spanking spree.
It cheers my heart to see so many good people embracing traditional values..
Heterosexually yours,
Gen. JC Christian, patriot
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