John Fountain
Eagle Point Christian Academy(formerly Bethel Boys Academy)
Dear Mr. Fountain,
I see that you've followed Our Leader's example and addressed allegations of torture at your Christian military school by instituting cosmetic changes. Just as our national torture scandal was dealt with by trying a few nobodies, your school's problem was fixed with a name change. I hope you get a Medal of Freedom just like the one Our Leader gave Man-Secretary Rumsfeld.
Hopefully, the fresh start you'll get with the name change will allow you to continue to beat, electrocute, and waterboard the rebellious teens in your care. Violence is too often underrated as an education tool in our permissive society. I, for one, am glad you're putting the fear of God into these disturbed children.
Heterosexually yours,
Gen. JC Christian, patriot
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