Remember Bryan Barton? He's the fine, young, Christian, conservative Minuteman who humiliated an impoverished and hungry brown man earlier this week after catching him near the Mexican border. Before turning the illegal immigrant over to the Border Patrol, Barton, a compassionate conservative, gave him an important lesson in capitalism and responsibility by exchanging a handful of Wheaties, "The Breakfast of Champions," for an opportunity to be videotaped while holding a t-shirt emblazoned with the words, "Bryan Barton caught an illegal alien and all I got was this T-shirt."Well, Bryan Barton is running for Congress and he needs your help. You see, the French are trying to destroy him by calling him a bigot. They point to his past work as the editor of The Koala, an independent University of California San Diego student publication renowned for its racist, homophobic, and misogynistic editorial perspective.
The left was particularly angered by an issue of The Koala called "Jizzlam," in which Barton published his fantasy of killing a Muslim woman, raping her dead body, and then eating it. Personally, I don't see why they have a problem with that. It's the kind of thinking that gets rewarded in Tom DeLay's Congress.
Anyway, Byran Barton needs your help. Please drop him an email or give him a call at (619) 276-4131 (apparently, this is the number to his Student Job Line business. I hope no one notices that by using it as his campaign number as well, he's violating federal law.)
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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.