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Friday, May 27, 2005

The mockery of traditional Heartland values continues

David Brooks
The New York Times

Dear Mr. Brooks,

You may recall that in a previous letter, I alerted you to attacks by the elitist left on one of our most cherished Heartland values, the relationship a man has with his livestock. I cited an exchange between liberal extremist Alan Colmes and culture of life activist Neal Horsley about the latter's "first girlfriend," a mule, as an example of this kind of anti-Heartland bigotry.

The coastal elite's complete lack of understanding of this issue was brought to my attention again today while I was listening to the Michelangelo Signorille show. I had tuned to it on my satellite radio thinking that it might be a hunting or fishing show since it is aired on something called the Out-Q network. Unfortunately, that wasn't the case. It was four hours of the same old leftist line about how we should treat homosexuals with dignity and respect. Just what you'd expect from a man with a French name.

At one point, he played parts of an interview he did with Rep. Sally Kern, the Oklahoma legislator who is behind the push to ban tolerance promoting books from the state's libraries. Here's a piece from that interview (MP3 file):

Signorille: Now what about Snow White? That teaches sexuality doesn't it. She kisses the prince and at one point the prince isn't even human; he's a frog.

Rep. Kern: The difference there is that that is still in the heterosexual lifestyle.

See what I mean? Signorille doesn't understand that it's the homosexuality rather than the bestiality we're against. Thank God Rep. Kern set him straight.

That's why I'm asking you, again, to publish a book on this subject. America must be made to understand our love for animals so that they, too, may begin to cherish this important traditional Heartland value as much as we do.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot

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