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Saturday, June 04, 2005

Why am I up so late (so early)

I'm worried that a gust of wind might blow some urine onto my Bible.

Update: I'm still awake. Now, I'm worried about Our Leader. Does the Secret Service take any special precautions on windy days?

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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.