Purdue College Republicans
Dear Mr. Rusch,
I've been a big fan of your work since I first saw you in Dr Tongue's 3D House of Stewardesses at Binge's Dinner Theater on Route 8 in Tipton, but until yesterday, I didn't know that you've also served our nation as an important College Republican apparatchik.I learned of your service when I spotted you in a video I found on the internets. You were engaged in your last official act as Purdue College Republican Chairman, turning away a young man who was trying to recruit your membership to fight in Our Leader's Glorious Adventure in Iraq. You handled it very well considering the situation.
As your assistant pointed out, the America-hating commie acted insensitively by launching his recruitment drive on the eve of National Pilonidal Cyst Awareness Month. Certainly, there were many College Republicans sitting very uncomfortably in their chairs during that meeting, wishing they could serve in Iraq, but prevented from doing so because, like Rush Limbaugh, they're cursed with festering boils on their butts. You showed great reserve by resisting the urge to beat him senseless.
I salute you.
Heterosexually yours,
Gen. JC Christian, patriot
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