when to shout 'Fire!' in a crowded theater

Well, everyone, it's finally here, the most wonderful time of the year and I am all atwitter. It's Jason Apuzzo's Liberty Film Festival weekend! Jason, of course, has that fine and pure LIBERTAS on the Right side of your computer. You know, the one that says, The Blog THEY don't Want You to Know About. The fun starts on Thursday. Well, the hoi poloi shuffle in on Friday but the West Hollywood In Crowd starts getting down on Thursday night. Liberal Hollywierd Elites are not invited and will not be missed. Co-Producers of the event, Jason and Govindini Murty, want the weekend to be the stuff of Conservative Historical Significance and have called on stinkeye to do that Voo Doo that I Do so Well. The Creation Museum's loss is the Liberty Film Festival's gain. I'll sprinkle glitter all over the toupeed Heritage Foundation Glitteratti. My good friends, Ann Coulter and Michelle Malkin, have called on me, with a rather unseemly and unattractive desperation, to work that old stinkeye magic. Since becoming Victoria Gotti's stylist, the word is out that I can make anyone look beyond chic. Nub says a fog machine would be their best bet but I’m sure I don’t know what he means. I think Annie looks better than she has in some time but she has got to understand that turtlenecks are, far and away, her best bet a la wardrobe choices. Michelle, on the other hand, errs on the side of, well, everything. If she had only studied Michael Jackson for tips on the whole White thing, we would be half way there. Of course, that's why these Patriots, friends or no friends, have hired stinkeye. Oh, and speaking of Nub, he's coming along. Jeff Gannon is going to be there and has begged Nub to be his 'fluffer' whatever that is.

Let's see, who else is going to be there?
There's going to be Actor/Pawn Ron Silver. Oh, yes, remember that actress, wait wait don't tell me, you know the one I mean. She was on Dallas. Morgan Brittany, that's it! Naturally our Keeper of The Gates of Morality, Micheal Medved, will be ubiquitous. I think that's everybody. Ooops, gotta dash or we'll miss our flight. Oh, one girl I'm hoping to avoid is that cuckoo Pam Something or other. There's going to be a '100th Birthday Tribute to Ayn Rand'. She called all frantic and begged me to whip her into Cinderella loveliness but, come on, stinkeye's only human.


"The 2005 Liberty Film Festival, Hollywood's premier event for conservative and libertarian film, will be held this October 21-23, 2005 at the Pacific Design Center in West Hollywood. The Liberty Film Festival showcases films that celebrate the traditional American values of free speech, patriotism, and religious freedom. We also celebrate the spread of freedom and democracy around the world, and welcome international filmmakers who advance these values through their art."