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Thursday, March 02, 2006

An anarchist just schtupped Archduke Ferdinand.

MzNicky responded by joining the Tennessee Guerilla Women and declaring war.

Her Lysistrata option shall not stand. We will strike back in kind.

Men, rally your little soldiers into action. The Glorious Conservative Christian Cultural Revolution needs every last one of them.

If you love our new America, let no watermelon go undefiled and spare no Sears Catalog from soiling.

To the goat pens, fratboys! Your country needs you. No need to be shy. Alpha Gamma Rho style love is now an act of unrivaled patriotism.

Warbloggers! Just keep doing what you're doing. You wouldn't notice anything different anyway.

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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.