The General ♥ John from the Cowboy State

In a purely heterosexual kind of way, of course.

Thanks for the batteries. How did you know where to send them? They weren't on my wish list.

Ofjoshua asked me why people are sending me batteries. I didn't know I'd received any at the time, so I thought maybe she was hinting that she'd found my ReamMaster 5000. "They're not mine," I replied, "you use them." She responded that our neighbor, Mr. Garcia, doesn't require batteries.

That's what I love about Ofjoshua. Her commitment to serving her fellow man is so great, her first thought was of Mr. Garcia's needs.

I finally figured it all out when I saw that they were from John.

Thanks again, Colonel.