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Friday, March 10, 2006

Hillary hates our most cherished Republican value.

Occasionally, Frenchmen will ask me why patriots hate Hillary so passionately. They'll point to her sponsorship of legislation limiting free expression and her support of Our Leader's Glorious Iraq Adventure as evidence that her heart votes Republican.

What they seem to be unable to comprehend is that there are values we Republicans cherish even more than constitution desecration and brown people killing. Of course, I'm referring to corruption. In a post he calls "Hillawhore," his imperial wizardliness, staghounds, reminds us just how much contempt Hillary holds for this important Republican value.

...a million and a half doesn't buy much Democrat, does it?

You see, Hillary has been one of the strongest opponents of the Dubai Port deal even though her husband, a man who was convicted by Congress for putting his little soldier into a lady's mouth, received 1.5 million dollars from the rulers of Dubai. By opposing the deal, she is undermining something good, god-fearing patriots like Conrad Burns and Rick Santorum have devoted their political lives to building: a free-market Senate. All their hard work is for naught if a senator can't be bought for $1.5 million.

It's no wonder fine Republicans like staghounds are so angry.

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