Here's another Sean Hannity approved marriage prospect for all of you not-men waiting for someone to take ownership of uterus.
As the father of two daughters, I can say that nothing impresses me more than when their dates show up carrying an open twelve pack of beer.
Previous Hannicatches:
No Coloreds
Republican Fundraiser
Update: After looking at the competition, I decided to try Hannidate, myself. I submitted my info and waited, but my profile never appeared. Apparently, they won't post them unless you sign a legal release allowing them to videotape you on a date they set up. Inasmuch as I'm convinced that video cameras steal your soul, I can't sign the papers.
Here's what I submitted:
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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.