American Family Association
Dear Pastor Wildmon,
The conflict makes the hero. Great conflicts give birth to great heroes. As far as conflicts go, the Glorious Conservative Cultural Revolution is perhaps the greatest our nation has ever faced--beating even WWII and our current war against Meskins--, and, until today, I considered you to be the greatest hero of the revolution. I no longer believe that. Indeed, I've come to the conclusion that you are nothing less than an agent of Satan.That's the only explanation I can think of to explain your latest action alert, or more specifically, the graphic to which it linked, the one which depicted our Lord and Savior naked with his little redeemer hidden behind an unnaturally large censor's dot.
In Genesis 1:27 it is written: "So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him..." Yet, the size of your censor's dot implies that Jesus' immaculate thingy is incomprehensibly large. It is not a johnson belonging to a god whose image we share; it is a monster's member, a demonic dong that may measure as much as 6 or seven inches in length. That's more than twice as big as a normal mortal's.
Obviously, your censor's dot is a subtle piece of propaganda designed to make godly men like me feel inadequate. The feminislamists have used the same tactic by promoting the myth of the humongous member for many years. Now it appears you've joined them.
You might think you're clever, but your not fooling me. I take comfort in the certainty that this is your ticket to burn in Hell for all eternity.
Heterosexually yours,
Gen. JC Christian, patriot
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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.