Dusty Foggo comes through for the General

As many of you are aware, I've been trying to convince the Counter Intelligence Field Activity (CIFA) to buy me a Zenith P60W26P 60" Plasma Flat-Panel HDTV and a Sony DAV-FX100W Wireless Home Theater Dream System with all of the accessories for months. I think it's the least they could do given that they've been reading Jesus' General for nearly two years and have the black budget funding to do it. I even put the items on my Amazon Wish List to make it easier for them.

After getting no response from CIFA, I went over their heads to their boss at the Pentagon, Stephen A. Cambone, Undersecretary of Defense for Intelligence. Again, my request was met with silence.

About a week ago, I decided to give it one more try. This time, I contacted Dusty Foggo, the Executive Director of the CIA. He has a lot of experience with black budget procurement and had worked very closely with a couple of CIFA contractors who had used CIFA money to buy Duke Cunningham a house. I figured he could either help CIFA figure out a way to get me my TV or he could ask them to work with the contractors, Brent Wilkes and Mitchell Wade to get me into a few harlot parties like the ones they threw for him.

I received my answer a few days later when I received a package of batteries from Amazon. The invoice appears below (I magnified and rearranged the note portion to fit my blog, but it is the original text).



So thank you Dusty. And thank you commenter John from Wyoming, who apparently works for CIFA, an organization that isn't homosexual, no matter what Cletis might say.