Our Lady of the Concentration Camps
Dear Mrs. Malkin,

It's not too late to work your way out of this rhetorical mess. Naveed Haq may not be a Muslim, but he's still brown. Just shift your focus to his skin color. I doubt anyone will notice the change--it's not like you have a reputation for tolerating the swarthy. Hell, you hate them with a passion I haven't seen since Roy Cohn went after homosexuals.
Heterosexually yours,
Gen. JC Christian, patriot
*I could have picked any Frenchman. Indeed, Skippy and Norbizness sprang to mind immediately as I wrote that sentence. But Instapundit can't resist linking to anyone who attacks Greenwald, and I want a link from him. Does that make me a whore? Perhaps so, but if it does, then I'm a whore for the Glorious Conservative Christian Cultural Revolution. That's a good thing.