Focus on the Family
Dear Dr. Dobson,
Thank you for finally saying what we've all been thinking. There is no way Christians will vote for Mitt Romney in 2008. He's a Mormon, a cultist who rejects such certainties as the mingling of men and dinosaurs in the time of Genesis but embraces the ridiculous notion that the ancestors of the Sioux were tapir-riding Jews. Sure Romney and his co-religionists may believe, as we do, that our Lord Jesus conquered death, but, darn it, they do proxy baptisms and marriages for the dead. That's just too freaking weird.
Heterosexually yours,
Gen. JC Christian, patriot
p.s. I think Mitt is a attractive too (in a very heterosexual kind of way, mind you).
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