Conspiracies everywhere

Bob Owens
The Confederate Wankee

Dear Mr. Owens,

Your ability to sniff out Demoslamunistofascist conspiracies never ceases to amaze me. First, you uncover Google's use of unholy algorithms to promote buttplugs featuring the likeness of our infant Lord. Now, you've delivered up evidence that Reuters is pasting Our Leader's bold and resolute image over the faces of burqa-clad mourners.

Of course there are those who will fail to see your genius and will refer to you using word combinations like "delusional douchebag," "fucking nut job," and "Michelle Malkin." Pay them no mind. They are simply trying to distract you from examining the photo more closely. They're hoping you will miss the other areas of the photo where there is obvious tampering.

Look at the woman below Our Leader for example. Obviously, her face has been replaced with Mel Martinez's. And the woman on the right looks suspiciously like Junior Leader Jeb. And what about that suspicious bulge poking out from Leader woman's back? Could it be that Reuters photoshopped a burqa fold to hide Saddam's weapons of mass destruction. That deserves further inspection, but I'll leave it to you since it requires someone with your imagination.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot