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Saturday, December 16, 2006

Floppy to bring So. Cal. police justice to Iraqistan

It looks like Floppy is going to accompany Our Lady of the Concentration Camps to Iraq to prove that AP is undermining the war effort (it's not a done deal yet; Floppy may be busy washing his hair that day).

I hope he goes. Being a cop from Southern California, Floppy's certain to pull out his piece and start shooting the minute he sees that they're all brown people, and he's not going to stop until he's puts a couple of dozen rounds into every single one of them. The only thing that'll slow him down is the need to find enough "throw down" weapons to cover his butt at the shooting review board hearing.

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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.