Liberalism is spreading like blue bag disease

Melanie Morgan
Disney's Wonderful World of Bigotry

Dear Mrs. Morgan,

Thank you for confirming that the Weather Channel is promoting liberalslamunistofascist propaganda. Now, I can finally go back to the rendering plant and tell all those bastards who laughed at me and said I was crazy that "I'm not the only one."

Are you aware that liberalism is spreading like blue bag disease throughout the rest of basic cable as well? Heck, even The Outdoor Channel is starting to look like CCCP1. They never keep the fish they catch anymore. It's all catch and release- like what the liberalslamunistofascists do with Mexicans and Willie Horton.

Their hunting programs are even worse. You won't find a single episode where anyone engages in Deputy Leader Dick's favorite kind of hunting, shooting pheasants as they leave their cages. And, believe it or not, The Outdoor channel has never shown anyone bag a hunting companion with a hip shot to the face.

The same holds true for the other forms of hunting conservatives enjoy. You'll never see anyone on the Outdoor Channel shoot an elderly, captive buffalo or bear like former congressman Dick Pombo, the Interior Department's David P. Smith, and conservative country music star Troy Lee Gentry all did.

Worst of all, they deny you the opportunity to watch someone like Ken Behring shoot "one of only 100 Kara Tau argali sheep remaining in the world," because the Outdoor Channel values endangered species more than it values its viewers.

Heterosexually yours in a biblically and OfJoshua approved kind of way,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot

A helmet tip to scribes for the PhotoShop tip.

Elsewhere: More Melanie Morgan goodness.