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Sunday, July 22, 2007

A Sunday Morning Prayer

Dear God,

This morning I offer my prayers and sympathies to the family of the late, great Tammy Faye (Bakker) Messner. A much loved entertainer and optimist by people from around the world who passed away yesterday after a long battle with colon cancer. She will be missed by all.

In addition, I ask that you protect the great leader of the United States of America, President George Walker Bush, who yesterday had surgery for colon cancer, and all of his loyal Republican followers, from the Liberals who simply put, are a pain in our butts.

Devout Southern Baptist, Staunch Republican

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