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Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Bread and Circuses

James Woolsey
Family Security Matters
Booze Allen Hamilton

Phillip Atkinson
Family Security Matters

Dear Mr. Woolsey and Mr. Atkinson,

Thank you for all the good work you do at Family Security Matters alerting us to the dangers brown people pose to white America. One can only hope that American wakes up soon and embraces your ideas before it's too late. Or better yet, let's hope one American, Our Leader, George W. Bush, embraces the ideas Mr. Atkinson lays out in the article he wrote for Family Security Matters and "cop[ys] Julius Caesar by ordering his army to empty Iraq of Arabs and repopulate the country with Americans...and [then] use[s] his new found popularity with the military to wield military power to become the first permanent president of America," and finishes by "emulating Augustus Caesar and becoming ruler of the world."

Yes, I think that's about the sanest idea to come out of any of the many interlocking foundations you, Mr. Woolsey direct (along with the ubiquitous trio of Richard Perle, Bill Kristol, and Frank Gaffney), and as such, I hope you're doing your part to make it happen. Once Our Leader seizes power (perhaps following a mysterious fire at the US Capital), he's going to need something to keep the plebes in line. That's where you come in. As one of the top consultants at Booze Allen, you're in the perfect position to encourage the ownership class to invest heavily in bread and circuses.

Think of the possibilities. Blood sport is certainly going to make a big comeback, and your clients have an opportunity to get in on the ground floor (or the gladiator pit, to be more accurate). It's a goldmine just waiting for a sharp guy like you to discover.

But who shall the gladiators be? And who shall be fed to the lions once we've swept the Middle East of Arabs? Well, Mr. Atkinson, you have the answer yet again:

Mexico is now (circa 2000) colonising America and imposing its language and culture. Though the Americans still have the strength of understanding to recognise that the Hispanic invasion should be stopped, they are unable to take the measures required to achieve this end. The very least that must be done to halt the Hispanic invasion is the mass enslavement, or execution, of the invaders, which must be followed by an American invasion of Mexico to enforce American language and values upon the Mexicans.

So there's our answer. It's no wonder why Mr. Atkinson is so well respected in neoconservative circles.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot

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