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Monday, August 13, 2007

Rockin' God's Kingdom with the Baldwin Boy

With great movies like Bio-Dome and The Prodigious Hickey, Stephen Baldwin has been a superstar in the secular world for many years. Now, he's becoming Jesus Christ's superstar by launching crusades against infidels in the Middle East, battling porn consumers, and promoting Christian rock bands. Today, let's focus on the latter, and take a look at what Pastor Baldwin has to offer:

Family Force Five is capturing the imaginations of young Christian kids every where with their hard-core white urban music and their love of the Gospel. Seeing the boys, Soul Glow, Phatty, Crouton, Nadaddy, and Chap Stique, work their magic is like watching a quintet of Jesi working miracles (that is if Jesus had a bad haircut and wore way too much eyeliner).

Family Force 5 traces it's musical influences to many sources. Most of these influences aren't much of a surprise. I think we'd all agree that Rage Against the Machine, Jesus, and Public Enemy have a lot in common, but how does Kraftwerk fit in?

Then there's Skillet, Christian Rock's biggest bad asses. Look upon them and tremble, sinners.

And when it comes to partying, nobody parties harder than Skillet. Reading their blog is like going on a sightseeing tour of a Christian Sodom and Gomorrah.

Friday, August 10, 2007:

Hey all,
Just got back this morning from Kingdom Bound Festival 2007. What a good time that was!


I'm gonna go get some iced coffee. The decision between Starbucks and McDonalds. Surprisingly McDonalds has really good iced coffee. You would never guess it but I actually like it just as much as Starbucks'. I make it pretty good at home too. Randomness!

Friday, July 13, 2007:

This is Ben. We're at Lifest for the day. They offered free manicures, haircuts. and hand wax dips and we are not doing anything ALLLLLL day until 11:30 tonight when we play. This is why rock bands get into trouble. Boredum on the road! In case you wanted to know, manicures are overrated. mine was anyways... haircut was nice. wax dip was.... weird... my hand looked like a krispy kreme donut when i took it out.

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