Our little ones will head off to school in the morning with brand new book bags, crayons, pencils, and tablets. The lucky ones will be going to a private school where they will be taught by God-fearing, America-Loving educators who believe that a child’s mind is a terrible thing to waste.
Sadly, the children from lower-income homes will be herded off to that den of iniquity known as the Public School System. There they will be taught awful things that no innocent little child should ever hear such as how their great-great-great-great grandparents were primates, that it’s OK to be Gay, that condoms and not abstinence prevent pregnancy, and that our Commander in Chief, President George Walker Bush, is a buffoon with a personal agenda.
These poor babies will be at the mercy of Godless, pot-smoking, hippy feminists and Liberals who, under the guise of teaching, will stop at nothing to brainwash them into hating morality and learning free thinking. Please send these children one message, that an open mind is a tool of Satan.
If it is your will, Papa Lord, close these babies minds to the left-wing lunacy that they will be exposed to and let this next generation our Your children grow up to be Right-Wing Christian Fundamentalists and staunch Republicans.
In this I pray, Amen.