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Friday, November 30, 2007

The Lutefisk Menace

Sen. Denny Altes
Arkansas State Senate

Dear Sen. Altes,

I like your strategy of gaining support for shipping Mexicans back to Mexico by pointing out that we're already "being outpopulated by the blacks," but why limit it to just them. What about the Swedes?

The God damned lutefisk-eating bastards breed like rabbits. They've overrun the whole upper Midwest and turned it Lutheran. If we'd shipped them the moment they arrived, Minnesota would be as Baptist as an illicit hand job behind the Piggly Wiggly.

Think about it. No more hot dishes. No more "you betchas." No more Garrison Keillor. If you want to sell that ethnic cleansing plan of yours, you got to bring up the Swedes.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot

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