While it's important for us to continue working to promote the teaching of creationism in our schools, we shouldn't forget that there is other important Christ-based science going on that deserves our attention as well. Specifically, I'm referring to the research being conducted in regard to Planet X Nibiru, the Neanderthal planet.
Some of Christianity's top scientists are very worried about Planet X Nibiru. It appears to be headed in our general direction again as it makes its 3,600 year long orbit of the sun. And when it gets here, the Neanderthals (descendants of satanic giants who mated with human women) living within it will steal our women and a good sized chunk of our atmosphere.