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Thursday, May 08, 2008

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A little Mothers Day gift advice from The Lingerie Post:

Let’s get the Do Not Buy List out of the way so we can move on to the more positive aspects of giving lingerie to our mothers. [...]
  • Do not buy panties, thongs or g-strings. This is too intimate to be purchased by sons.
  • Do not buy crotch-less or peek-a-boo numbers.
  • If a daughter is purchasing the gift, do not buy items that are emblazoned with swear words, sexual innuendoes and vulgar connotations. These items are best left for your girlfriends.
  • Stay away from flimsy and sexy items that are better suited as gifts from a husband or significant other on Valentine’s Day.

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