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Sunday, June 15, 2008

Make Sure John McCain Checks His Oil!

"The penis is the dipstick of the body's health," Fisch says.

I know that every 3,000 miles my wife unscrews something in my nethers and 10W-40 oil practically gushes out of me. And then my balls end up on the antenna. It's unnerving. Really, really unnerving.

As you were.

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