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Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Best Damned Election Party Ever
Posted by Gen. JC Christian, Patriot
Next Tuesday, I'm hosting the greatest election party of the century to celebrate the success of my candidates, Angry John McCain and Sarah "Bible Spice" Palin... stop laughing...it ain't funny...shut up...commie...terrorist...witch!
We're holding the party in Second Life at my Inner Frenchman's place, Wellstone's Donkey. I want you all there, so sign up for Second Life today (it's free). Then attend one of our events this week, and we'll show you the ropes and give you a ton of Obama gear and/or a special John McCain avatar (complete with three nipples, a g-string, and a GOP logo butt tattoo).
We're working on getting a video stream, but you're always welcome to watch your own TV and chat with us. In any event, we'll have audio coverage via MSNBC and constantly updated graphics showing the status of all the races. If you'd rather chat while dancing and listening to commie music, we'll have a place for that too.
So sign up today, contact GenJCChristian Homewood, in-world, and we'll set you up.
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