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Dear John,
Your recent post comparing Obama's barely-functional speaking skills with President Bush's oratorical genius prompted me to think about other skills Obama lacks and Our Glorious Leader masters.
I'm particularly concerned about three skills that could endanger the Secretly Amish One's health. Specifically, I'm worried about drunken pretzel eating, drunken bicycle riding, and drunken Segue driving. I fear for BHO's safety if he he doesn't reach the level of expertise Leader W has demonstrated in his drunken pursuits. After all, Jesus ain't going to have a reason to return if the anti-christ is too incapacitated to enslave the world.Hopefully, the transition will involve a lot of practice at getting plastered and trying to perform simple activities. Obama needs the reps.
That goes for Biden too. He has yet to demonstrate his proficiency at drunken friend's face shooting. Hey, maybe you could help him out with that.
Well that's enough business talk. How's the family? Did you ever get around to talking your boy into doing the patriotic thing and joining the army?
Heterosexually yours,
Gen. JC Christian, patriot
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