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Wednesday, March 04, 2009

Nothing like us

Pastor Steven L Anderson distances his church from Fred Phelp's Westboro Baptist Church:
What is ironic is that they actually believe that homos can be saved if they repent of their homosexuality.

Therefore, they actually have nothing in common with us.

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  1. Hard core Jesus! Sign me up for anybody who believes Phelps is too soft.

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  2. The gays can be saved?! What a bunch of pussies.

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  3. "Therefore, they actually have nothing in common with us."
    Steven L Anderson

    I didn't know these cults banned mirrors, for they are "blind, and cannot see" that any difference between them are in the minutest trivia.

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  4. Wow! Rev Anderson is my kinda guy. I will rename my planned temple "the Rev Anderson Baptist Church of the Intolerant and Really Vengeful Jesus". Now to get funding.....

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  5. MJS: Lock ’n Load, baby!

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  6. Yo Gen,
    Didn't these fuckers learn anything from the witches?

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  7. Holy crap. I called Moondancer “MJS” in my “Lock ’n Load” comment. Not that that’s an insult to either party; just further proof that my brain is very, very tired. Is it Friday yet?

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  8. They might want to cut out the "hyper-Calvinism" bit or they might attract the attention of the Mars Hill (Seattle) guys... who might want to show them who's REALLY hyper-extreme for Christ.

    Maybe Mr. Phelps ought to hear about this? Hey really need to start a witch(hunting)war.

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  9. Dave Von Ebers: To think I just locked and loaded for nothing. For bupkis. Sigh.

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    btw: Calvin was nothing without Hobbs. Just another 2-dimensional cartoon without hope, without humor, without meaning. Even if he did get a spaceship and go all hyper-Calvinism he still couldn't get out of earth's atmosphere without that stuffed tiger. He'd be like, you know, ten or twelve feet up in the air, tops. And yes, for all you bibliophiles, heaven used to be just 27 feet above earth and everybody used to throw stones up at Yahweh and ask him to make "pee rainbows." Wild times, back in the day. Wild times.

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  10. Well, MJS, far be it from me to stop a blogger from lockin’ ’n loadin’ … have at it!

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  11. I like the way they use the word "sodomite" in the comment thread. Why should the perfectly good word "gay" be despoiled any more? From now on, it's "teh sodomitery" for me! Except when I'm referring to Papist priests. Then it's "catamites."

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  12. Bukko in Australia:

    Isn't "sodomite" something they put in sammiches?

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  13. OH! game, set and match to Democommie!

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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.