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Wednesday, March 04, 2009

Drunker than Satan

I became a big fan of Charlie Daniels after he defeated the devil in a fiddle playing contest, but that's nothing compared to Horatio Lee Jenkins' feat--he drank Satan under the table. That makes him my new favorite country artist (yes, he even beats Lee Greenwood).

You can hear a few of his songs at The 61. I'm not sure if you have to register or not (it's free--if you do it, credit GenJCChristian with the referral). Anyway, if you go there, you'll hear such great hits as:

Drunker than Satan -- a moving ballad about his triumph over Satan in a drinking contest.

Oh Sh!t I Don’t Feel So Good -- A sad tale written shortly after he defeated Satan in a drinking contest.

Girl, This Bed Is Too Big Without All 12 Of You -- an even sadder tale about how the satisfaction he feels from drinking Satan under the table is the only thing that gets him through the night when his girlfriends are out of town.

It's OK to be Gay -- this is the only song that makes me wonder if he should be my favorite country musician, but as he points out in the song, he is the guy who beat Satan in a drinking game, and he's also the worlds most potent heterosexual [I disagree with that last point--he's the second most potent heterosexual in the world, but hey, everyone can't be me].

1 comment:

  1. Does he do a song about winning a pissing contest with Satan? (Maybe after the drinking contest.) Because that would make a helluva video!

    (They do make music videos for country songs, don't they?)


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