Help Me Reach 12 on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender
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Now that you have complied and featured Nora on your blog, please don't settle for a cheap/floozy well drink. Make him buy you a Cosmo or something with a high falutin' label. You are NOT a cheap date, and he should expect to treat you right by spending just a little bit more. It's a sign of respect. [You might want to think twice about putting out on the first date, too. But, it's up to you.]
As an actual practising nurse (albeit of the male variety) I can honestly say that there's a clinical assistant ("nurse's aide" in Yankspeak) named Sondra on the 5 Southeast ward who looks like that, except part of her hair is purple. The hair that I can see, that is. And there's probably none in the places I can't see. But I wouldn't mind seeing if the carpet matches the drapes, eh?
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Ok, I voted. I hope you get that free drink, General!
ReplyDeleteI voted and I'm in LA so I better get the free drink - I will come find him.
ReplyDeleteNone of them will ever be Elvira.... Sigh.
ReplyDeleteI voted General!
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General Sir!
ReplyDeleteNow that you have complied and featured Nora on your blog, please don't settle for a cheap/floozy well drink. Make him buy you a Cosmo or something with a high falutin' label. You are NOT a cheap date, and he should expect to treat you right by spending just a little bit more. It's a sign of respect. [You might want to think twice about putting out on the first date, too. But, it's up to you.]
General, Sir:
ReplyDeleteI voted for that young woman. It had nothing to do with bodacioustata infatuation. Well, maybe a little.
I voted and ...wait just a cotton-pickin' minute -- she's a "good" girl? Drat. Nevermind the introduction then.
ReplyDeleteGod bless you, each and every one!
ReplyDeleteAs an actual practising nurse (albeit of the male variety) I can honestly say that there's a clinical assistant ("nurse's aide" in Yankspeak) named Sondra on the 5 Southeast ward who looks like that, except part of her hair is purple. The hair that I can see, that is. And there's probably none in the places I can't see. But I wouldn't mind seeing if the carpet matches the drapes, eh?
ReplyDeletehowever, I had to use some super sluthing to figure out I needed to vote. None of the text is showing...God bless you, each and every one!
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