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Monday, May 11, 2009
A Christian Warrior is Grounded
Posted by
Anonymous
The greatest atheistislamunistofascist fighter who ever graced the internets tubes is no more.
I can't understand why his parents don't support him. If I had a son like that I'd be prouder than punch. He's not a Homosexualist, he loves Jesus, and he knows how to deal with Atheists by reading insincere apologies to them over the internet. They hate that.
Dammit, it's been long enough. Ever since we dumped haloscan, the evil demons of the internets tubez have conspired against me to keep from usin' my full and throbbingly proud erection of a blognomen. Well, I foxed 'em, Sir. I'm baaaaaaaaaaa-ack!!
I can't understand why his parents don't support him. If I had a son like that I'd be prouder than punch. He's not a Homosexualist, he loves Jesus, and he knows how to deal with Atheists by reading insincere apologies to them over the internet. They hate that.
ReplyDeleteIIRC, his parents are Jewish.
ReplyDeleteOh, and he was using YouTube to steal from a children's hospital (see here, here, here and here.
ReplyDeleteCynic Sage:
ReplyDeleteHe was using the internets tubes to divert funds from Islamosickokids to KKKristianist Goodworks™©? FukkinAforYHWH, dude!! He's da man, well not "DA MAN", but certainly "da man"! I would like to send him something myself. I wonder if he has a spare mason jar, or if his parents took those away, along with internets tubesock privileges?
General, Sir:
Dammit, it's been long enough. Ever since we dumped haloscan, the evil demons of the internets tubez have conspired against me to keep from usin' my full and throbbingly proud erection of a blognomen. Well, I foxed 'em, Sir. I'm baaaaaaaaaaa-ack!!
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Mr. mjs, Sir:
ReplyDeleteDo the "™™™™™" make my "åü courant" look fat?
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