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Friday, May 08, 2009

Republican Jesus' Sermon on the Burger

Dijongate: Obama is objectively pro-francomustard.

The sad, sorry plight of the lowly hedge fund managers.


  1. C’mon everybody … we gotta go over and give that “Prairie Pundit” guy some love, Jesus’ Gen’rul style. Seriously, follow the hedge fund link and drop the wanker a note. It’s the least we can do.

  2. Not just dijon. He used arugula too.

  3. Spicy mustard? I suppose we're going to see that show up on the Blue Dress now. It's all so sad.


  4. The extension of this latest version of stoopid is Spam over ham, Miracle Whip over mayonnaise, shit calories over nutritious food. Go ahead assholes, put dayglo yellow stuff on your shit sandwiches. Just pass me the dijon.

  5. Now let's not get all counter-snooty about mustards, lest we end up looking as ridiculous as those fainting over the islamofrankish dijon.

  6. As opposed to Bush who might try and order Dijon katsup.

  7. It’s so kkkute to watch the KKKonservative KKKrowd try to be Bruce Willis:

    Every red-blooded American knows that the only condiment that goes on a hamburger is ketchup! ...

    The meat's fine, the lettuce is fine, but if you bring me another hamburger with [insert verboten Condiment of the Day here] on it, I'll cut off your legs, set fire to your house and then watch you try to crawl out of your burning house with bloody stumps.

  8. And, of course, no self-respecting REPUBLICAN president would ever use something so elitist as Dijon mustard. You know, like good ol' "man of the people" GWBush:

    President and Laura Bush's Deviled Eggs Recipe

    12 large eggs, boiled hard and peeled
    1 Tbsp (plus) soft butter
    1 Tbsp (plus) mayonnaise
    1 Tbsp Dijon mustard1/2 tsp Yucatan Sunshine Habanero sauce
    Salt to taste

  9. Don't poupon our burgers Mr. Obama!

  10. Gen’rul, I believe Mr. Eustace Winbagg must be your long lost twin.

    And no, I don’t mean “evil twin.”

    Anybody who loves low taxes as much as he loves the Baby Jesus and Mr. Ambassador Dr. Alan Keyes, well, he’s alright by me. So long as he’s not gay.

  11. I think "francomustard" is a sly way to call someone "fucking retard" without it being too obvious. Excellent contribution to the modern lexicon of Internets tubez discourse!


We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.