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Friday, May 08, 2009
Republican Jesus' Sermon on the Burger
Posted by
Anonymous
Dijongate: Obama is objectively pro-francomustard.
C’mon everybody … we gotta go over and give that “Prairie Pundit” guy some love, Jesus’ Gen’rul style. Seriously, follow the hedge fund link and drop the wanker a note. It’s the least we can do.
The extension of this latest version of stoopid is Spam over ham, Miracle Whip over mayonnaise, shit calories over nutritious food. Go ahead assholes, put dayglo yellow stuff on your shit sandwiches. Just pass me the dijon.
It’s so kkkute to watch the KKKonservative KKKrowd try to be Bruce Willis:
Every red-blooded American knows that the only condiment that goes on a hamburger is ketchup! ...
The meat's fine, the lettuce is fine, but if you bring me another hamburger with [insert verboten Condiment of the Day here] on it, I'll cut off your legs, set fire to your house and then watch you try to crawl out of your burning house with bloody stumps.
And, of course, no self-respecting REPUBLICAN president would ever use something so elitist as Dijon mustard. You know, like good ol' "man of the people" GWBush:
President and Laura Bush's Deviled Eggs Recipe
12 large eggs, boiled hard and peeled 1 Tbsp (plus) soft butter 1 Tbsp (plus) mayonnaise 1 Tbsp Dijon mustard1/2 tsp Yucatan Sunshine Habanero sauce Salt to taste
I think "francomustard" is a sly way to call someone "fucking retard" without it being too obvious. Excellent contribution to the modern lexicon of Internets tubez discourse!
C’mon everybody … we gotta go over and give that “Prairie Pundit” guy some love, Jesus’ Gen’rul style. Seriously, follow the hedge fund link and drop the wanker a note. It’s the least we can do.
ReplyDeleteNot just dijon. He used arugula too.
ReplyDeleteSpicy mustard? I suppose we're going to see that show up on the Blue Dress now. It's all so sad.
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The extension of this latest version of stoopid is Spam over ham, Miracle Whip over mayonnaise, shit calories over nutritious food. Go ahead assholes, put dayglo yellow stuff on your shit sandwiches. Just pass me the dijon.
ReplyDeleteNow let's not get all counter-snooty about mustards, lest we end up looking as ridiculous as those fainting over the islamofrankish dijon.
ReplyDeleteAs opposed to Bush who might try and order Dijon katsup.
ReplyDeleteIt’s so kkkute to watch the KKKonservative KKKrowd try to be Bruce Willis:
ReplyDeleteEvery red-blooded American knows that the only condiment that goes on a hamburger is ketchup! ...
The meat's fine, the lettuce is fine, but if you bring me another hamburger with [insert verboten Condiment of the Day here] on it, I'll cut off your legs, set fire to your house and then watch you try to crawl out of your burning house with bloody stumps.
And, of course, no self-respecting REPUBLICAN president would ever use something so elitist as Dijon mustard. You know, like good ol' "man of the people" GWBush:
ReplyDeletePresident and Laura Bush's Deviled Eggs Recipe
12 large eggs, boiled hard and peeled
1 Tbsp (plus) soft butter
1 Tbsp (plus) mayonnaise
1 Tbsp Dijon mustard1/2 tsp Yucatan Sunshine Habanero sauce
Salt to taste
http://georgewbush-whitehouse.archives.gov/independenceday/2004/recipes.html
Don't poupon our burgers Mr. Obama!
ReplyDeletehttp://teabaggingforjesus.blogspot.com/2009/05/dont-poupon-our-burgers-mr-obama.html
Gen’rul, I believe Mr. Eustace Winbagg must be your long lost twin.
ReplyDeleteAnd no, I don’t mean “evil twin.”
Anybody who loves low taxes as much as he loves the Baby Jesus and Mr. Ambassador Dr. Alan Keyes, well, he’s alright by me. So long as he’s not gay.
I think "francomustard" is a sly way to call someone "fucking retard" without it being too obvious. Excellent contribution to the modern lexicon of Internets tubez discourse!
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