Ginny and Jim Maziarka
Christian Civil Liberties Union
Dear Bob, Ginny, and Jim,
I've always admired the Christian Civil Liberties Union. You serve as a counter to the freespeechofascists at the ACLU. Without organizations like yours, people would be saying whatever the hell they want. It'd be anarchy.
Your latest case serves as an excellent example of the kind of good work you do. Who'd have dreamed that in the year of our Lord, 2009, a lawsuit would be filed demanding that a mob of angry elderly people be allowed to seize a book from a library for the purposes of burning it.
But I have to ask, is it enough to simply burn that one book, Baby Be-Bop? Shouldn't you use this opportunity to ask the Court to allow your grannytrüppen to burn down the whole library? And, what the hell, how about roughing up the librarians with a little cane and walker action while you're at it. By God, that'd show the book pushers.
You just have to think a little bigger, I think.
Gen. JC Christian, patriot