Thank you, General for letting me post on your blog. As you will learn from reading the letters below, I'm experiencing a great deal of success reaching out to Teabagger-Americans like yourself.
I sent this letter to the Christian Militia Network Information. They replied with a short but very supportive email (see below). I think we've formed our first alliance.
CommanderHere is their response:
Christian Militia Network Information
We share many things in common. There is more that binds us than separates us. As People of the Book, we worship the same one true God. We deplore the practice of abortion, the immodesty of the modern woman, the celebration of immorality in our popular culture, the acceptance of homosexuality, and the secularization of our society.
And like you, we have organized into a militia to stand against the forces of secular socialism that are poised to take control of our great nation. But it is very difficult for us. The jack-booted thugs in the federal government profile us because of our faith in Allah and the swarthiness of our skin. It will be very hard for us to operate once the revolution comes. That's why we are asking for your help. An alliance with you will help us fly under the radar and will give us the support of such great and powerful patriots as Michele Bachmann and Bill Posey.
Please give it your consideration.
Col. Walid Nassar
From: Christian Militia Network Information
To: "Col. Walid, Dearborn Militia"
Subject: Re: Please consider an alliance with us