With apologies to the Village People.
"The New G.O.P." (to the tune of Y-M-C-A)
White man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, white man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, white man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.
White man, there's a dream you can dream.
I said, white man, when you're short on self esteem.
You can go there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.
It's fun to be in the New GOP.
It's fun to be in the New GOP.
They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...
It's fun to be in the New GOP.
It's fun to be in the New GOP.
You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal,
You can do what about you feel ...
White man, are you listening to me?
I said, white man, what do you want to be?
I said, white man, you can make real your dreams.
But you got to know this one thing!
No man does it all by himself.
I said, white man, put your bride on the shelf,
And just go there, to the New GOP.
I'm sure they can make you UnGAY.
It's fun to stay at the New GOP.
It's fun to stay at the New GOP.
They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with sturmabteilung boys ...
It's fun to stay at the New GOP.
It's fun to stay at the New GOP.
You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal,
You can do what about you feel ...
White man, I was once in your shoes.
I said, I was down and out with the blues.
I felt no man cared if I were alive.
I felt the whole world was so tight ...
That's when someone came up to me,
And said, white man, take a walk up the street.
There's a party called the New GOP.
They can teach you how to sin while you pray.
It's fun to stay at the New GOP.
It's fun to stay at the New GOP.
They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...
New GOP ... you'll find it at all the New GOP.
Thursday, July 30, 2009
"The New G.O.P." (to the tune of Y-M-C-A)
democommie left this fine anthem in my comments:
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democommie,
ReplyDeleteI believe the lyrics were "put your pride on the shelf". But....if she is willing to sit there, I suppose that your bride would be fine sitting up there with your coffee mugs and spices.
I mean, really...it's not as if this is a gay song or anything like that....gawd forbid!
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ReplyDeleteBrilliant, Democommie! No guarantees, but if I can find the time, I will record your excellent version of this timeless classic! The only obstacle I can foresee is figuring out how to pronounce 'sturmabteilung' and making it fit...
ReplyDeletejcricket:
ReplyDeleteI was thinking of all of those fine reptilicans who believe that GOD has given them domnion over the beasts of the fields, all non-whites and all women. So, yes, putting them on a shelf is pretty much what they like to do with them, especially when the baby making is taken care of.
Alicia Morgan:
That would be the HAWT! In my own head I get a workable meter with "sturmabteilung", but, hey I don't have the cojones to stand up in front of large crowds and sing. Whatever works for you!
General, Sir:
I'm gonna count this as a "helmet tip". I believe my life is now complete!!
If you give Demo praise like this, it will only go to his head and make him insufferable...
ReplyDeleteNo wonder he's a Deacon, he's maybe in line for a promotion in the Church, Ass't General or something, I had no idea such talent was hiding there. It has been a blessing to have such a mentor.
ReplyDeleteDemocommie got skillz.
ReplyDeleteAwesome! I totally lolzed at "sturmabteilung boys"!
ReplyDeleteWhat does sturmabteilung mean?
ReplyDeletekimc:
ReplyDeleteMore than you probably want to know about sturmabteilung, can be found here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sturmabteilung