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Friday, July 31, 2009

Sarah Palin's America

Why aren't there more people like the ones quoted below who possess the intelligence needed to fully understand the ramifications of passing the hate crimes bill:

Peter Gianino:
I foresee the next inevitable step in this mindset: The passage of laws that throw out the Constitution’s Second Amendment’s right to free speech by forbidding anyone from publicly disagreeing and speaking out against homosexuality and transgenderism. This would also forbid the clergy from proclaiming Biblical teaching in their churches and synagogues.
And the author of this viral email:
If a sexual pervert were having sex with my dog (bestiality) in my backyard and I did something violent to stop the pervert, I could be charged and convicted of committing a hate crime and would receive a longer prison sentence than if the pervert had gone next door and beaten up a little old lady.
That's right. You could be charged with a hate crime if you kicked your mule's lover's ass.

When Obama signs the hate crimes bill, people like this West Virginia woman will become criminals:
Sierra Hayhurst allegedly encountered Bagwell when she was dropping off some borrowed items. He stopped the rape of the Australian shepherd border collie mix when she called him a “sick bastard” and allegedly moved toward her in a threatening manner. She drove away and called police.


  1. General, Sir:

    I think I might be the guy on the left, with the ciggy; is the other guy Cletus?


    If "hate bill"-obsessed Congress [and Obama] can't protect Christians from "gays" as much as it wants to protect "gays" from Christians, will Congress be surprised if it can't protect itself from most everyone?
    If "hate bills" are forced on captive Americans, they'll still find ways to sneakily continue to "plant" Biblical messages everywhere. By doing so they'll hasten God's judgment on their oppressors as revealed in Proverbs 19:1.
    (See related web items including "David Letterman's Hate, Etc.," "Separation of Raunch and State," "Michael the Narc-Angel," "Obama Avoids Bible Verses," and "Tribulation Index becomes Rapture Index.")
    Since Congress can't seem to legislate "morality," it's making up for it by legislating "immorality"!

    [We are a longtime ministry specializing in airing unique articles such as the ones listed above. Please pray for us!]

  3. Rocky 2:

    In the interest of ecumenism, let me say, "GO FUCK YOURSELF UP THE ASS WITH A 40' CREOSOTE SOAKED UTILITY POLE." Ummmkay?

  4. I will pray for Rocky2 and the other close minded fucktards that God(ess) will show them what life is like for me and my lesbian partner.

  5. .
    Wow. Scary. You mean to tell me that Obama has legalized puppy-rape? PUPPY RAPE???!!!

    The Republicans warned us about him. Next thing you know, it'll be legal to burn our flag, but illegal to burn a cross. USURPER!!! BLASPHEMER!!! ANTI-CHRIIIIIIIST!!!


We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.