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Thursday, August 20, 2009

A testament to the sanity of Texas Republicans

I have one of those summer virus things and feel like hell. Today's post will be short and composed of a little this and that. Then I'm going to bed to dream about large caliber rifles and purty-lipped sheep.

This:

A testament to the sanity of Texas Republicans.


And that:

Movie trailers that make Jesus cry dry, manly tears of happiness:





19 comments:

  1. So I'm guessing the fundraiser is of the "give us money or we'll make you sit through a presentation by Pamtoons" kind of nature?

    Hope you feel better soon Gen. Don't let them sap your essence.

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  2. General, Sir:

    Nice joke with that Pam Geller appearing at the TexASS GOPer thing. It is a joke, Sir, right?

    Ummm, them movies, Sir--FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. Sorry, Sir.

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  3. I thought the bottom trailer was for a film titled "Establishing Shots, The Movie" until the cartoon crows started exploding. Now I don't know what to think.

    Hey, Obama just invaded Poland!

    ++++

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  4. Yeah, the bottom trailer is a sure winner for the FX Oscar! Or not.

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  5. Still there are evil ungodly warriors trying to teach people the way of the Devil. Even worse, they don't like mormon door knockers! John Safran!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U58wgn-9Y3c

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  6. The announcement from the Texas Republicans didn't say whether or not she'd take off her blouse and she her Pammazons. Or even get it wet and shake Atlas's Juggs around a bit. Any word on the chances? I'd hit that vidblog fer sher!

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  7. Bukko in Australia:

    I think her "Security detail" have code words for things like that. Something like "Cry Havoc, and let loose the siliconelovepuppies of war!"

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  8. I saw Pam's pic in the dictionary, it was next to a word that started with the letter "C".

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  9. I'm sorry to hear you're under the weather, General. But still, did you have to make the rest of us sick by posting the stuff you posted? I guess misery loves company.

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  10. Geller interviewed "noted renowned authorities" that included John Bolton? Like Hilary Clinton, I got a good belly laugh from that.

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  11. Hey, General, sorry yer sick ’n all, but did you have to post that Birdemic trailer? I mean, one of the few truisms I had left to cling to was the absolute certainty that Ode to Billy Joe was the worst film ever made. Holy shit, it was directing by Jethro, after all. Motherfucking Jethro. As in Max Fucking Baer, Jr. That Jethro.

    Ode to Billy Joe, worst movie ever made in the history of worst-movie-ever-made-s; write that down, print that motherfucker and take it to the fucking bank. It’s fucking money.

    Only now there’s something called Birdemic.

    Bird–fucking–demic. Giant raggedy-ass CGI fucking birds dropping atomic fucking birdshit on some hellhole in the middle of fucking nowhere. Worse that Ode to Billy Joe.

    That’s it. Nothing is fucking sacred. I officially believe in fucking nothing.

    Thanks a lot. Hope you feel better.

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  12. Did they have to use the title "Birdemic" because "Birds on a Plane" would seem too derivative?

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  13. Bukko:

    I don’t think “Sucky Bad Computer Generated Animated Birds that Look Totally Fucking Fake, Fake Dive-Bombing Some Podunk Town and Bursting Into Sucky Bad Computer Generated Animated Flames” woulda caught on.

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  14. Don't mean to horn in here, but even taking into consideration the probability that such a film might not rack up the numbers it is my fervent belief that "Sucky Bad Computer Generated Animated Birds that Look Totally Fucking Fake, Fake Dive-Bombing Some Podunk Town and Bursting Into Sucky Bad Computer Generated Animated Flames Part II: Revenge Of The Sucky Bad Computer Generated Animated Birds that Look Totally Fucking Fake, Fake Dive-Bombing Some Podunk Town and Bursting Into Sucky Bad Computer Generated Animated Flames would have totally made bank.

    ++++

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  15. MJS … can you tell I was spending time over at Wonkette before I penned that last comment?

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  16. Dave von Ebers:

    That was fucking AWESOME, dude!

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  17. good thougts..thanks for sharing...
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  18. Perfect timing. The Sean Hannity hate show just passed thru Houston a few weeks ago and asshats from all over down here were starting to feel the void.

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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.