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Wednesday, September 09, 2009

Glenn Beck and his 912 Principle of Flamboyant Ultra-White God Hollerin'

Glenn Beck
912 Project

Dear Mr. Beck,

I just finished reading the 9 principles upon which you founded the 912 Project, and I have to say, Hallelujah!" I was particularly moved by Principle Two:
I believe in God and He is the Center of my Life.
God “The propitious smiles of Heaven can never be expected on a nation that disregards the eternal rules of order and right which Heaven itself has ordained.” from George Washington’s first Inaugural address.
I love it. It's so true. Flamboyant God hollerin' is about as patriotic an act as a man can perform. You just can't be a true patriot without a big honkin' load of God in your rifle. Heck, you can't be a true American, either.

Same goes for being white. I mean that's what we're really all about. It's what motivates us at our tea parties. It's what will get us out on Saturday for your 912 Project events. It's the source of all our anger.

There was a time when being white was enough. We didn't need to be smart or skilled or decent or anything. A pale pallor was our ticket to power. Like Shaun Conley, no matter how wretched a white man may be, he could take solace in knowing that at least he wasn't the brown.

Then the civil rights laws were passed and the advantage of being white was stolen from us. Sure, things got a little better when Our Leader George ignored them, but now he's gone, and being white is, once again, nothing special.

That should be one of your principles, shouldn't it? It's as important to the movement as flamboyant God hollerin', don't you think?

I'll even write it for you:
I am white and that makes me special.
White Supremacy "If slavery be wrong, it is justified by the example of all the world." Founding Father, Charles Pinckney
Heterosexually yours,

Gen JC Christian, patriot

6 comments:

  1. Saxy Chambliss does a good turn for our President, warning him not to get uppity. That a southern white man reaches out to help guide a negro through the land mines of congress is heart-warming indeed.

    At least he didn't implore him to be a slave to etiquette...

    ++++

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  2. General, Sir:

    Where kin I get me oneathem "Velvet Glenn" paintings?

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  3. Count on cofuhrer of the Republican Party Glenn Beck to articulate the real problem facing America -- un-whiteyfication. No wonder he cries so often!

    I await the day when he can begin to finally discuss a solution to the non-whiteyness problem. Sad thing, though, with the liberal media being what it is, he will have to use code words. He can't be honest and say "Drive all non-whitermenschen into the sea! Send them back to their heimats! Exterminate them if they try to resist the whiteanschluss!"

    Patriotikk Foxxx News viewers will have to think of acceptable words that will make these policies palatable. futurePresident Sarah Palin got it off to a good start by coining the term "real Americans" (which means "white Americans," except everybody's too polite to say so) but where do we go from here? fuureMiniTruth spokesman Beck invites your suggestions.

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  4. If slavery be wrong, it is justified by the example of all the world." Founding Father, Charles Pinckney

    .. and this FF* sat with people attempting to set a vision for a nation?

    Seems this is America's problem even today.

    * NOT Founding Father.

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  5. The people that support this sort of CRAP are the true RACISTS...NOT GLENN...he simply loves his country...I pity all you FOOLS here...look in the mirror for more than 30 seconds...that is where you will find the racist.

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  6. YEAAAAAH armpittsylvania! Anybody who calls someone a racist is proving that they're a RACIST!!!!!

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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.