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Friday, September 11, 2009

Frozen-Embryo-American Poetry





7 comments:

  1. The little shavers are writing poetry now?!? (I must presume that's what's on the videos, because my computer at work is not equipped to play such things.) Bloody brilliant!

    My question is, do they use little nano-pens and paper, or is it done on teensy-tinesy word processors? And if it's the latter, how do they avoid thawing out from the heat of the glowing tubes? That would REALLY be dying for your art; dying before you're even born! Oh, the fetumanity!!!!!

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  2. The same way that cigarette packages come with health warnings (at least in Canada), we'll need to identify the genocidal horrors of condoms - how all those 'almost people' are heartlessly cast away into oblivion (or the toilet).

    Similarly, tampons may need to become 'egg aware' and possess egg catchers, perhaps with nice warm pink decor..

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  3. General Sir;

    I believe, as the rapping white woman in the video does, that all frozen embryos should be unfrozen, like a box of Birdseye Brussells Sprouts, and implanted in good Christian women, who can then raise them into God-fearing right-wing Republicans, who can then, in the name of family values, diddle their girlfriends, in disregard to their matrimonial vows, and heckle the President of the United States.

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  4. God weawwy, weawwy woves the widdle snowfwakes-- who so mystewiously awaken miwwow neuwons even in those who pweviously appawently had none.

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  5. General, sir, I don't understand. She doesn't look pregnant. If she believes the stuff she's reciting, why isn't she carrying at least 4 or 5 of these "lives" to term? She could be cranking through 1.333 pregnancies each year. If she carried even 3 of those snowflakes each time, she'd be "saving" 4 precious babies a year! How's she have time to sit around and recite bad poetry?

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  6. Millions die in wars to keep the wealthy rich
    Millions more all suffering, tossed into the ditch
    Armless and legless and blind and deaf and mad
    Where are all the Christian poets, proclaiming they are sad?

    God destroys a uterus and bleeds the woman down
    Takes her life into the night she's buried in the ground
    Gives the kid a harelip, or a brain that has slipped out
    Fills the sac with bitter blood and tells you not to doubt

    flow, flow my god
    flow, flow my god
    flowing in the waters of the lord

    Cursed by god with surly sperm that will not swim a lick
    A couple seeks an avenue to help them do the trick
    And so inside a petri dish are zygotes standing by
    The ones that are not chosen you can almost hear them cry

    flow, flow my god
    flow, flow my god
    flowing in the waters of the lord

    Millions die in wars to keep the wealthy rich
    Millions more all suffering, tossed into the ditch
    Armless and legless and blind and deaf and mad
    Where are all the Christian poets, proclaiming they are sad?

    ++++

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  7. Jeez, mjs, don't you know you have to DIE first, to get closer to God? All those dead people should be THANKING the rich people for starting the wars. It gets those dead losers up to Jeebus in no time flat! I sense a new Christian conservative meme here...

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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.